Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually
4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible
5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to
The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
Achieve the best photo quality.
If you don't pass this along, a dog
Will pee on your computer!