Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby
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2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
Indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.
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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
Hugging process.
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4. The 'paw slide'
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
The difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
Achieve the best photo quality.
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If you don't pass this along, a dog
Will pee on your computer!
